I’d rather knit spaghetti with a spoon
Or pet a werewolf under the full moon.
I’d even rather get up with the lark
Than watch a game of cricket in the park.
I’d rather catalogue my bead collection
Or line up tiny ducks for an inspection;
I’d rather chase a bunny through a thicket
In high heeled shoes than watch a game of cricket.
I’d rather suck a lemon for an hour
Or dance across the glass in Blackpool Tower,
Eat custard that’s entirely made of lumps,
Than watch a bowler aiming at the stumps.
I’d rather read a phrasebook, every word,
Or wear a wig that makes me look absurd
Than risk an outbreak of the screaming ooglies
When commentators talk of bowling googlies.
In short, my friend, you’ll find there’s a plethora
Of things to do I’d find much less a bore, a
Multiplicity of choices. Quick! It
‘s time to change the channel and miss the cricket!
Notes: The prompt was ‘Today I’d like to challenge you to write a poem about something you have absolutely no interest in.’ I could have made this about football (or golf or basketball or hockey or…) but cricket worked well for the rhymes.
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What a fun read! I used to love Cricket and now I am so indifferent to it that even when it is blaring from the television, right in front of my face, I don’t notice it
This is amazing. I mirror your sentiments.
Love the list of ‘alternatives’ to watching a game of cricket:) Congratulations!
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Reminds me of Attila the Stockbroker. Well done on being featured.
Hhaha! It would be MUCH less funny if it were about basketball, of course. Luckily the word is too long. 😀
Cricket is a hard game to focus on – it takes so long. I feel the same way about all sport, especially when it’s on the television. I already get up with the lark, so petting a werewolf or wearing an absurd wig would be fine by me.
Glad cricket worked for the rhyme…and what great rhymes they are too! (Totally disagree about cricket, but different (batting) strokes for different folks! Nice work, great poem. 🏏
LOL. So relatable and fun!
Hooray! What a whimsical and clever piece. Congrats on being featured!
I love your list of things you’d rather do. My go-to is stick needles in my eye.
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