2017 Day 14 – Divine Clerihews

Thor
Knew what his hammer was for
He never blundered
Or squeaked when he ought to have thundered.

Zeus
Was well known for his morals so loose.
His illicit kisses
Brought a scowl to the face of his missus.

Isis
Found herself in a bit of a crisis
With Osiris dissected
And a vital piece missing from those she’d collected.

Balder the Beautiful
Was beloved and handsome and dutiful
Which made Loki despise him so
He got him shot down with a spear of mistletoe.

Aphrodite
Was known for being flighty.
She won the Golden Apple from Paris,
And that’s what the cause of the Trojan war is.

 

Notes: the prompt was clerihews. Forced rhymes are typical of the form, honest!

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