Knew what his hammer was for
He never blundered
Or squeaked when he ought to have thundered.
Was well known for his morals so loose.
His illicit kisses
Brought a scowl to the face of his missus.
Found herself in a bit of a crisis
With Osiris dissected
And a vital piece missing from those she’d collected.
Balder the Beautiful
Was beloved and handsome and dutiful
Which made Loki despise him so
He got him shot down with a spear of mistletoe.
Was known for being flighty.
She won the Golden Apple from Paris,
And that’s what the cause of the Trojan war is.
Notes: the prompt was clerihews. Forced rhymes are typical of the form, honest!